WWE Bands we’d like to see
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October 24, 2012
The Show Offspring
Never one to share the stage with anyone, The Show Offspring is unquestionably a one-man band, baby.
Get it? Show Offspring? Because Dolph Ziggler is The Showoff, you see, and there’s this band called — ya know what? Never mind. If you don’t get it, then you, kid, aren’t all right, so let some days go by because you’re definitely too young to attend a Show Offspring concert, anyway. If you’re wondering, though, what might be expected from such a show, here’s a little hint: It’ll be flashy, loud and the lead singer will be full of self-esteem.
If looking at Ziggler’s hair color makes you feel like you’ve been staring at the sun and you gotta get away, well, spare me the details and don’t come out and play. But if you’re down, come smash it up at a Show Offspring jam session because, though Ziggler would argue to eliminate that well-known ’90s caveat, he is pretty fly. So get your tickets now before they’ve all gone away.
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